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p2222t. hey EB.
uhhhhhhhh. captor, right?
ye2 well done O+ faciial recogniitiion 2kiill2.
look ii’ve got some hiint2 about the fiir2t ta2k to pa22 on ok 2o 2iit down and 2hut up whiile ii 2chool your pa2ty human a22 about how to not faiil and diie.
what?
ii’m tryiing to help you wiin for fuck’2 2ake ju2t 2hut up.
i thought you agreed with karkat. you know, about how the triwizard tournament is stupid and “WIZARDS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DANGEROUS PSYCHOPATHS WITH MAGIC STICKS, TRYING TO KILL AS MANY CHILDREN AS THEY CAN BY FORCING THEM TO PARTICIPATE IN BIZARRE RITUALIZED MONSTER FIGHTS”.
diid he actually 2ay that. god he’2 2uch a tool.
haha, i know!
wiizard2 are fuckiing terriible though.
yeah i guess! but then why would you care who wins the tournament?
doe2 iit matter.
well
look ok the fiir2t ta2k ii2 liike hiikiing or 2omethiing. they are goiing to put you guy2 like 2iix biilliion miile2 out iin the miiddle of fucking nowhere and make you fiind your way back to hogwart2 becau2e that’2 the kiind of thiing re2pon2iible wiizard adult2 thiink ii2 fun to watch ii gue22.
don’t a2k how ii know ii have 2ource2 ok.
ok but
can you ju2t accept that ii want you to wiin for whatever rea2on
maybe ii have a problem wiith the guy iin the hat
who know2
u2e your iimagiinatiion.
uh
no 2eriiou2ly ii’m done here.
